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5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See

Who doesn’t love cartoons? The Man, that’s who.

They insist on editing away those wonderful animated moments of horrifying violence, profanity and outright bigotry that cartoons from all eras like to slip in from time to time. Typically they only get to slip it in once before parents and advertisers drop the hammer and get the episode pulled forever.

Donald Duck was basically the anti Mickey Mouse. For his time, he was rude and crass; a real prick that everyone loved. He’s played second banana to Mickey for decades, despite many polls back in the day showing him to be the more popular character. Sometimes, we just identify with the asshole more.

What many people don’t know is that Donald Duck’s rise to fame came in 1943 when Disney decided to him dress up like a goddamn Nazi and make fun of the Axis in the animated short "Der Fuhrer’s Face":

Yes, this cartoon makes fun of Nazis, but it’s still pretty fucking offensive. At the 1:03 mark there is a Japanese character that is literally painted yellow.

Then there is the gay innuendo at 1:07, with the clearly gay depiction of Nazi military leader and future war criminal Hermann Goering getting rammed from behind with the trombone seconds later, proving that the "tromboner" joke you used in elementary school is a tradition dating back to at least the 40s.

But what makes Disney wish this would quietly go away is the portrayal of Donald Duck as the loyal Nazi (during what later turns out to be a dream sequence).

"Der Fuhrer’s Face" was just one in a line of seven Pro US and Pro Army shorts done by Disney at the time". Also, they weren’t the only ones getting in on the propaganda train, seeing as (with the subtle title, "You’re a Sap, Mr. Jap!"), as well as everyone from Daffy Duck to Superman, so yeah, this was pretty common for the time.

It won the 1943 Academy Award for Animated Short Film and was voted 22 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of all time in 1994. The shorts effectively launched Donald Duck from sidekick to superstar, starring in 100 animated shorts between 1943 1961. Still, Disney has worked hard to keep this one out of circulation. We guess Donald enthusiastically doing the Heil Hitler at 1:56 is the sort of thing that could be taken
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4. Ren and
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Ren and Stimpy was by far the most controversial cartoon of the late 80s and early 90s, starring a rage filled Chihuahua named Ren and a functionally retarded cat named Stimpy. Created by John Kricfalusi, the show aired on Nickelodeon for the sole purpose of traumatizing children and pissing off parental groups. It flaunted gross out humor, implied homosexuality, sexual innuendos, profanity and brutal and imitable violence. Depending on your point of view, this was either wildly irresponsible, or totally fucking sweet.

For years the show danced the tightrope of what was too much to put on children’s television until Kricfalusi basically said, "Fuck it," and had Ren savagely beat a man half to death with a boat oar in the episode "Man’s Best Friend." Here it is as part of a clip that somebody inexplicably patched together featuring Ren plucking nerve endings out of his mouth for
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It manages to be unsettling even on a medium where people getting smacked in the head with shovels is commonplace. It’d be like if Rosie the Robot decided to decorate the Jetson’s home with their internal organs.

"These walls could use a new coat of blood"

When Nickelodeon saw this clip in the episode, they lost their shit. They refused to
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This episode was banned from all broadcast and not seen in any format until it showed up on Spike TV in 2003 as part of the ill fated (read: shitty) Ren and Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon," where it only aired once and can only be found on DVD. If you feel your life is lacking brutal cartoon violence by a gay dog beating the shit out of people with wooden objects, then you might want to hunt this gem down.

3. Pokemon Gets Seizure riffic

Unless you have been in a coma for the last decade or, likewise, incapacitated (we do know a lot of folks in the early 90s were into heroin), you know about Pokemon, Nintendo’s lovable series about owning little animals and making them beat the tar out each other in kid friendly cockfights.

Oh, and it’s a fucking merchandising empire.

Life seems very good in the world of Pokemon as it continues to make enough money to support Nintendo for the next 50 years, but it almost died in Japan even before it hit the states in 1998 when just four seconds of the episode "Electric Soldier Porygon" made kids black out and go into convulsions (warning: Below is the actual seizure inducing clip. Watch with caution):

The episode sent for everything from headaches and nausea
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Are stereotypes still wrong when they’re awesome?

The show was soon put on a four
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2. Fred Flintstone: Cancer Merchant

The Flintstones was Hanna Barbera’s animated attempt to see how badly they could rip off The Honeymooners before anyone would notice, and find out just how many rock related puns they could shove down America’s throat in the process.

Despite that, it became one of the most influential cartoons ever produced. It had a solid 6 year run from 1960 1966 and was the first show, let alone cartoon, on ABC shown in color. It also was the first cartoon on TV meant to appeal to the whole family instead of just children, even being aired in ABC’s prime time slots. Without them we wouldn’t have things like The Simpsons, Family Guy or cartoon women that give us boners.Articles Connexes：

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